Photo 17 Apr 142,829 notes dubstepfordads:

helping my little brother with his wordsearch and found this shit


My childhood.

dubstepfordads:

helping my little brother with his wordsearch and found this shit

My childhood.

Link 17 Apr 350,952 notes http://abunnyfufu.tumblr.com/post/83009449784/xxjustsomebloggerxx-thegoddamazon»

xxjustsomebloggerxx:

thegoddamazon:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

  • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
  • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

You…

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Quote 17 Apr 130,589 notes

Think about the first name you were ever called,
and then think how long it took until
you got called a pussy
or a slut,
or a bitch,
or a whore,
all of which are words that fall too close to ‘girl.’

Think about the first time you got called a ‘girl’
and they said it with a sneer.
Like it was a bad thing.

For a boy, it is the lowest degradation to get called a girl.
For a girl, it is the lowest degradation to get called a girl.

Remember, black widow spiders and female praying mantises eat their partners after intercourse.
Remember, it’s the lionesses who hunt.
They come back with bloody muzzles, dragging bloated carcasses as the alpha lion strides around with his mane puffing out.
Remember, it’s only the female mosquitoes who drink blood.
We’re the ones who do the necessary work, dirty our hands,
fuck or fight or both.
We’re often the smaller sex, which makes us a harder target
as we slink close and sink our teeth in.

Remember: we’re deadly.

You should be proud to be called a girl.

— 'Most Female Killers use Poison,' theappleppielifestyle. (via theappleppielifestyle)

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Photo 17 Apr 4,463 notes burnedrules:

Welcome to a finnish train


Absolutely? Did they have a different sign before, and people where like “they *probably* don’t mean that”?

burnedrules:

Welcome to a finnish train

Absolutely? Did they have a different sign before, and people where like “they *probably* don’t mean that”?

Photo 16 Apr 115,780 notes spankmehardbarry:

mona. 15. bi. dont ask me for photo edits like this because i wont do them. i do what i want. i smoke weed dont fuckin judge me. 


Better than the actual painting.

spankmehardbarry:

mona. 15. bi. dont ask me for photo edits like this because i wont do them. i do what i want. i smoke weed dont fuckin judge me. 

Better than the actual painting.

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Video 16 Apr 187,309 notes

imperfecthope:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes = the best jokes.

"Don’t be disgusting"

how is a toaster delivered in theory

FAVOURITE

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Photo 16 Apr 11,303 notes vinebox:

Bikini Bottom just got real

vinebox:

Bikini Bottom just got real

Text 16 Apr 168,797 notes Let me explain sexuality to you

jessie-beth:

adeadmanandhisfriends:

Through gifs.

Everyone gets straight and gay, so I’m leaving those out.

Bisexual:

image

Pansexual:

image

Asexual:

image

You are now informed.

Actually, this really clears it up for me.

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